I have never cheated but I have, while in my current relationship, masturbated into a condom while my girlfriend was not around. I did kind of worry she might randomly notice there was one less condom in the drawer of condoms that we stopped using a while ago. Then I'd have to be like, "Oh, I uhhh... masturbated… » 3/21/15 12:59am 3/21/15 12:59am

These are not nearly as bad as I had expected. These are just like, "a shitty or clueless guy proposed to me so I said no." I thought from the title it would be like, "he was a great guy and on a certain level I truly loved him but ever since I had started sleeping with his best friend while he was in Iraq, I knew I… » 2/19/15 5:10pm 2/19/15 5:10pm

I let a rather vicious portion of undernet IRC (which was about 90% white males) know that I was a virgin back when I was 18 and was harassed daily about it for the next few years until I finally managed to lose it. I was too proud to leave or to lie but looking back it did a horrible number on my self esteem. » 11/04/14 4:53pm 11/04/14 4:53pm

It became the go-to way to make fun of hack comics because Jerry Seinfeld was so influential that it became overly predictable for someone to base their act on his, because so many people did it, not because he was a hack at all. » 9/04/14 2:45pm 9/04/14 2:45pm